Once in a Lifetime Recipe for Royal Wedding Pancakes:

Ingredients (probably):


Plain flour,
An egg,
Pinch of salt,
Milk,
Water,
Lemon Juice,
Sugar,
Telly,




Method:

1. Turn on Telly.

1. Get your mum to mix everything in a bowl, cook and deliver fresh, hot pancakes to your semi-upright position on the sofa.

3. Eat pancakes whilst William and Katherine perform their nuptials.

4. Suggest tea is made to wash down devoured pancakes.

5. Loaf (this is not another recipe but a relaxed action generally assumed following the eating of pancakes).

ENJOY!